Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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