I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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