Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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