Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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