yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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