i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
