please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My vagina is very pro this idea
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