Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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