absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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