you're like a bully in the Christmas story
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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