obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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