the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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