Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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