drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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