i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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