Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
