Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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