Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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