I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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