shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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