Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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