I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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