everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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