her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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