Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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