The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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