i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
