I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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