brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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