So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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