Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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