just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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