Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
