dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I had to cum in my sink.
I love you.
Bad choice
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