time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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