After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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