I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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