i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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