i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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