On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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