This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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