In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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