who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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