dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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