his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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