I think my vagina is haunted
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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