So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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