I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't think brook has ever known best
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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