Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm at about main and main street
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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