therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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