At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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