the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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